Arrival of December-What's the Hype?

Official Pre-Arrival Report of the Newbeak Press

On the 27th of December, King Christmas Wawa will arrive at Newbeak for his fourth consecutive arrival event of the new year. This set of events has been advertised on various platforms online, as well as in the local area. King Christmas Wawa has even departed to the south part of the state of Wisconsin to parade his military. The events hosted at Newbeak have general admission attendance, and are set up to be viewed by spectators. So far, security has allowed a maximum of 150 spectators to register and purchase general admission online. The events help to both raise funds for KIng Christmas Wawa's Army, and to raise awarness of the military's political stances.

As a rising power, and the leading global power for water bottles around the world, King Christmas Wawa's Army has used the events to capture the skill and brilliance of his army. This is one of the king's many tactics to promote his army as a force to be reckoned with. This is done by the display of his level of security-which ratioes the maximum spectator capacity allowed by almost 3:1, and by the display of talented tailoring used to make the king's stunning arrival suits.

These arrival suits are each designated for one specific monthly parade. They are also made to represent the colors and beuty of each month they represent. For example, King Christmas Wawa arrived in October in his new October Shade Suit. This suits stunning design is meant to represent the colors and shapes of fall, overruled by the classic black and orange theme of the festivities around the world associated with the month. This is meant to symbolize King Christmas Wawa's custom theme of design mixing with the mainstream culture around the world.

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King Christmas Wawa has prioritized the idea of appearing in front of a crowd in an extravigant-custom made-uniform made to show power and glory. These suits on average set the king back around $150-300 in supplies to create, and are generally estimated to have values between $300-1,000 each. King Christmas Wawa continues to use metal and acrylic gems, along with gold and silver plated chains, to design his uniforms. He plans to make one new uniform for every month of the year from September of 2024, to August of 2025. After this, the king will probably only host a fraction of the arrival events, with possibly all new suit designs! We have already been informed of the possibility that King Christmas Wawa will be making a new suit for Christmas of 2025, called His Majesty's Christmas Wawa Suit.

As for this coming December, the king plans to add yet a fourth suit to his arrival uniform collection. The December Luster Suit will soon be fully developed. King Christmas Wawa will return once again to Newbeak in front of around 150 spectators, wearing his December Luster Suit. The army typically does not give out much information about what the suits will actually look like, but we can assume it will be unrivaled in elegance. This is considering the noticable price increase for the event admissions. Currently sold out on King Christmas Wawa's Army's Official Website, these tickets costed $40.00 each. This is an increase of $15 from the previous events. This clearly shows that the king plans to amaze the crowd for the Arrival of December.

We are also aware of a permanent military presence now developing in Newbeak, which is probably due to the king's recent abundance of being in the area. There has been no action, as of now, showing the military's preperation for the event. Many are assuming that Newbeak will start to see some extra activity in the nect few days.

The December Luster Suit is claimed to have costed just under the ammount in materials as the November Fringe Suit, making it the second most expensive suit to trade forigin resources for (in the water bottle army). However, the December Luster Suit has been reported to be comprized of a new fabric type, that took much longer to obtain and work with. With this in mind, it is likely that the suits value after production is quite possibly over three times as much. This would make the total production cost over $1,000.

The fabric for the suit has been said to provide luster and visibility to even itsself. This would mean that the actual suit reflects light much like a gemstone. With guests paying $40, and camping for several days just to spectate the king for the typical time of around 30 seconds; it is clear that the suit will be the most impressive work of art made by The Water Bottle Army to date.

Besides the suit, much else is needed to prepare for The Arrival of December. This includes security. The Arrival of November displayed one of the biggest security efforts in history for Newbeak. The event hosted 150 guests all supervised with a wall of soldiers, along with two turrets, and WSS positions all around the parameter. The Arrival of December is expected to have just as much, if not more effort put into security.

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Overall, King Christmas Wawa's Arrival of December is expected to be an excellent display of power and glory for The Water Bottle Army. Newbeak is anticipating the reveal of the king's new December Luster Suit, which will soon make its part in history. This will probably be the biggest thing Newbeak has seen to this day.