Official biographies

King Christmas Wawa was born in 2018 in Stanwood Michigan, US. He did not inherit the title of king and started out as an average water bottle. One thing that the king did have, though was a passion and skill for leadership. At a young age, King Christmas Wawa would hold protesting meetings while being processed with other bottles at the Stanwood plant. Eventually, King Christmas Wawa was packaged and shipped to Wisconsin. Here the king was bought and sold from a Costco Wholesale store to a family house. Once King Christmas Wawa was unpackaged, he remained unused on the stand of a bed.

He soon discovered that this bedstand was the property of the Beak Tribe/City. These were a group of stuffed animals that worked for themselves to make and maintain their functioning village structure. The king quickly became close with the tribe and became known among them as a talented individual. They noticed that he was very skilled and passionate in leadership and was very wise. Among the wisest and most powerful members of the Beak Tribe was Governor Beakmen. Governor Beakmen was a toucan who led the tribe during many hard times and had several years of leadership experience by that point. Beakmen and Wawa quickly shared a bond and even started working together.

One day King Christmas Wawa helped the tribe to victory when a sudden invasion sprung out in the night. After several close encounters that prevailed over the years, King Christmas Wawa finally became the official tribe leader. At this time the king began command from afar and started leading the now bustling city from his office space on the bedstand that he first arrived on. Before this time, the city made walls out of their own bodies at night to defend against attackers. Now King Christmas Wawa commanded them to make walls out of pillows and blankets that they would stand guard on. The now newly formed official city became very successful with their way of life.

At this point; however, another bond was being formed with the king. For some time, King Christmas Wawa had been talking with another water bottle that had ended up on the bedstand. For the next year or two the water bottles connected with each other and expressed ideas to form a union or a political group for water bottles. A while after, a third water bottle found himself on the bedstand. At this time the three of them started forming an idea that would soon become the foundation of one of the most powerful nations in the world.

They set off from the city to find a place to establish as water bottle territory. The king saw a deck that they could use for this purpose. The three of them then started clearing out the deck and using the space as a residence for King Christmas Wawa. The king also continued to govern the new city, Newbeak, from this new mansion. With the level of respect that the king harnessed from the people of Newbeak, he was granted service from the animals including a servant and security guards. Eventually, though, the king would go on to find his own service. King Christmas Wawa found several more security water bottles and also gathered some plastic milk bottles for guards. The king formed them into a new group of his newly forming militia. They would go on as the WSS

King Christmas Wawa knew that he would eventually need to upgrade his mansion to fit his security needs. With this, the king ordered his militia to find glass panels to fit around his mansion to keep it relatively secure, which they did. The military eventually had its first ten members. In October of 2021, the king ordered his military to find resources to start making armor. This is when the first water bottle body armor was developed. King Christmas Wawa now realized that he was at greater risk of an attack, so in November of 2022, he commanded the construction of a bunker frame for his mansion, along with a fence for the front yard.

Soon after His Majesty's First Platoon was formed, the king and his mansion were relocated to a military base that his military had formed downstairs. This was a new way of life for the king and it was by far the most safe and secure position for him to be in. By this time, King Christmas Wawa's Army had about 100 members. They also had found an abandoned aircraft carrier, which made the king decide that it was time to form a navy, so he formed a new platoon and split them off to this ship. Towards the spring of the new year, King Christmas Wawa started purchasing new equipment and supplies to better serve the military.

During the summer of 2023, the army finally got its first company of armored water bottles (32 armor sets). But after this, statistics only rose higher. In September of 2023, the army gained about 100+ members. After this, King Christmas Wawa's Army started doing military drills and manufacturing their first dress reds available for enlisted members. The first to receive these dress reds were members of His Majesty's First Platoon.

In the late winter and early spring months of this year, the army founded its first of several websites. With the online spread of hype going for the Water Bottle Army, they recruited their biggest crowd of recruits at over 150 in two months. After this recruiting slowed to a halt so that the army could focus on priorities such as more new equipment and combat armor. King Christmas Wawa had grown his empire to be one of the most powerful in the world.

To this day, King Christmas Wawa remains the true king of all water bottles, and his army represents the fighting force of a new water bottle society.