King Christmas Wawa is known publicly for many things, wether it's his political stance, leadership, or of coarse, his uniforms. Recently, King Christmas Wawa has become increasingly popular in fassion and design elements. The king has worn two stunning custom made uniforms as of now, and plans to add many more to that collection over the next year. His most recent, and perhaps, most famous custom suit to date is his September Flame Suit.
King Christmas Wawa's Army has released official records of payments for the September Flame Suit, as well as the awaiting October Shade Suit.
These are official documentations given to our news department by King Christmas Wawa's Army. The top image is for the king's September Flame Suit, and the bottom image is for his newer October Shade Suit. We can already get an idea of what the unseen October Shade Suit will look like when it is ready for display. One thing to notice is that the label KCWM Royal Tailoring Unit is a name under King Christmas Wawa's Army, meaning that the king has in a sense assigned his military experts to form their own garment tailoring brand just for the king himself. The concept is fairly similar to that of Elvis Presley, who was known to be a regular customer of the IC Costume Company, so much so that the company largely advertised their brand in his name.
Keep in mind, the prices as they are seem steep, but this is also only to dress a 9" tall water bottle. To dress a human in the same concept of suit as either of these, it would likely cost tens of thousands of dollars. The description of the materials used in the making of some of the items purchased with King Christmas Wawa's suits are a clear indicator of their price. For instance, the document for the payment of King Christmas Wawa's October Shade Suit repeatedly mentions "10k gold stainless steel cuban style necklace". It dosen't take an expert to know that something like this obviously must contribute to the high price tag. All in all, the idea of an average sized plastic water bottle spending over $400 to dress themselves in something that will only be used for one month, is one that seems hard to comprehend to the average person.
The documents even state the exact fabric types used in the making of these suits. While these fabrics are not generally too expensive to produce in the quantity needed for the king's suits, it gives spectators an idea of how it would feel to be the king wearing one of these suits. Any suspicions about lining have also now been confirmed with the documents to these suits. Yes, King Christmas Wawa's specially made uniforms are lined with special fabric, as stated in the document in multiple instances.
Another thing to keep in mind is that, wether or not a person decides to become a customer of King Christmas Wawa's new garment designing company, if they do they will be paying the most premium price for an equally premium item. For instance, on the bottom document, the army tailoring company added $5 just to put a necklace on the king's suit. We are not quite sure how much effort was put into many of the projects listed, but one thing is for sure, these suits are made at a discounted price for King Christmas Wawa. One could only ponder the prices the army would charge for customers that are not exclusivley royalty.
It has only been more confirmed that King Christmas Wawa will go to any length to amaze his spectators. For example, the king's September Flame Suit looked perfectly stunning as is, the only difference is that it did not have sholder pads. The October suit does. We can only wonder why the king decided to include excess invisible features to his newest suit. Perhaps this next suit is too heavy to support itsself.
Weight is another main thing to look out for in the king's new suits. King Christmas Wawa's Army claimed "Another issue soon encountered after this was the mass of the cape. Glittered with about $80 worth in buttons, the September Flame Suit Cape is around half the weight of a filled water bottle." This clearly goes to show that King Christmas Wawa outdid himself. As if the unimaginable prices wern't a warning for anything, the shear weight of the luxury materials used in the suit makes the cape alone weigh somwhere around half a pound. How much more material can the king's suits even handle before he needs to start lining them with metal supports? Also, when will these suits render the king in need of a wheeled transport device? If just the cape alone weighs about half a pound, imagine wearing the whole suit. It would be like walking around with your own bodyweight on your back.
As if weight wasn't the only concern, we can only wonder how much debt King Christmas Wawa's Army will gather by next year alone. The army spent just over $1,000 in the last 12 months. The king's two new suits already cost him $750 in just the last two months. We are not exactly sure how much money King Christmas Wawa's Army has to throw around, but we know that it is not unlimited.
Not everything is looking negative financially for the king however. As we know, King Christmas Wawa has just recently declared admission requirments for his royal arrival events. These are the primary display of his new suits. Even though the king's October Shade Suit cost him around $420, King Christmas Wawa definitley gained all this back and more from just his September Arrival Event. Admission tickets for these events are based at $35. There is no seating, so the events are mostly just first come first serve. However, the Arrival of September brought in a crowd of over 100 spectators, which filled the park completley and required refunds for many who couldn't spectate. 100 x $35 is $3,500, so King Christmas Wawa easily gained enough from this visit to spend at least $3,500 on his next suit. Clearly financing these suits should not be a problem for the king.
In reality, the only constraint for King Christmas Wawa that he can't change is his own size. After all there is only enough room on his suit for so many gems and metals before the design becomes unmanagable and looks poorly made. The king will continue to wear better and better quality custom tailor made suits from now on. King Christmas Wawa will forever be the water bottle "king of fasion".